I have read with interest the remarks of my brothers. While I’m experiencing some degree of trepidation about my life right now (I’m homeless, as most of you know), I am looking forward to breaking bread and drinking firewater with you all. And while I appreciate your concern regarding my welfare, rest assured that steps have been taken to ensure compliance with all the rules as set forth by the honorable Chief and agreed upon by all in attendance.
In other words, I’m way ahead of all of you. Attached is a photo from our trip to Michigan last weekend.
Yours in the faith and reverence for all that is hairy (or not, depending on your personal preference),