I’m Way Ahead of You


I have read with interest the remarks of my brothers. While I’m experiencing  some degree of trepidation about my life right now (I’m homeless, as most of  you know), I am looking forward to breaking bread and drinking firewater with  you all. And while I appreciate your concern regarding my welfare, rest assured  that steps have been taken to ensure compliance with all the rules as set forth  by the honorable Chief and agreed upon by all in attendance. 

In other words, I’m way ahead of all of you. Attached is a photo from our trip  to Michigan last weekend.

Yours in the faith and reverence for all that is hairy (or not, depending on  your personal preference),

Chief Stilts

2 replies on “I’m Way Ahead of You”

Nice fake mustache! What kind of man wears a fake mustache? Grow some hair! I’m 13 and i have a better mustache than that! Good luck living the lie!

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