I, for one, am not quite sure what to make of this. I think you’re all aware by now that the wiretapping program instituted by the Bush Administration has been declared unconstitutional. What you may not know, however, is that through some of my connections at the NSA I was able to obtain the following voicemail message left for our illustrious Chief from a company called PornStach USA.
While I am certainly ready to draw my own conclusions from this message, I felt that I should leave it up to each of you to draw your own. And, perhaps, give the Chief a chance to respond on his behalf before he’s drawn and quartered as a yellow-bellied, scum-sucking fraud.
But that’s just me.