A Call From PornStach USA

I, for one, am not quite sure what to make of this. I think you’re all aware by now that the wiretapping program instituted by the Bush Administration has been declared unconstitutional. What you may not know, however, is that through some of my connections at the NSA I was able to obtain the following voicemail message left for our illustrious Chief from a company called PornStach USA.

While I am certainly ready to draw my own conclusions from this message, I felt that I should leave it up to each of you to draw your own. And, perhaps, give the Chief a chance to respond on his behalf before he’s drawn and quartered as a yellow-bellied, scum-sucking fraud.

But that’s just me.

[Listen to the (incriminating) voicemail message]

2 replies on “A Call From PornStach USA”

If you look at the photo in the previous post it appears that Jimmy beat me to the punch with the faux ‘stache (not that I ever had any real intent). He claims it’s real. But, come on.

If he didn’t use Porn’StacheUSA he was most likely ripped off (especially since we kind of know that Todd guy who answers the phone), or maybe he used photoshop, or maybe it was something else, different. But anyway, it’s clearly some act of deception.

Whatever your motivation, I highly recommend calling Porn’StacheUSA, the guy answering the phone is very helpful. He probably has a great ‘stache and gets service while he talking to customers.

By the way, the real ‘stache is looking good.

The Chief ’96, ’99, ’02, ’05
(4 out of 10, is that arrogant?)

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