I can’t tell you how much this reminds me of Tim and Todd. I’ve already ordered two; I’ve heard they’re going fast. View the sales presentation now and order one today.
Oh, and uh, you’ve got a little freem spar ober. Just so you know.
[Update: Turns out this story gets even better. The text from the video was originally written in 1955 by an employee at GE who (apparently) was out to prove that his boss was an idiot. He submitted it as an actual product and it was approved and inserted into the GE catalog that year. You can read a Wikipedia entry on the whole affair, which also has a link to the text from the catalog. Amazing.]